Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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