Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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