I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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