People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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