I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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