I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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