Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
