Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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