so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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