i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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