At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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