Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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