great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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