She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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