I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I am available for nakedness
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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