Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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