He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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