I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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