I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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