This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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