Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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