I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he high fived his dick after we had sex
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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