ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
try to milk me bitch
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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