the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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