at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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