For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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