You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sober January is a disaster.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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