Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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