don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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