dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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