even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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