Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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