yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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