I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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