wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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