I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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