He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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