whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
