Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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