Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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