I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My feet surprised me
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