i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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