I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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As all the cats meowed behind you from inside the house.
The smell was vomit inducing he couldn't think of anything else to say.
at least he didn't say, "if you want help working off those calories after you eat, here's my number. i got a few ideas.".
He was trying to be a dick. Minus 10 points for not noticing.
Neither of you had dates. Maybe he was offering to give you the pork or the sausage you ordered inside.
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