Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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