We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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