I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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