I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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