Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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