so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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