I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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